first date

i DO mind!

we plan to take over the earth starting with your house. We will:
feed your dog chocolate
put viruses in your computer
flood your house with jell-o
THEN:
become president of the United States of America
feed George Bush cat food and dryer lint
choke and gag John Ashcroft and tell him never to try and sing again
shave Condoleeza Rice's head and give her dental work, cuz DAMN.

more protocol after we have accomplished these things.

posted by carlygarza @ 9:07 AM